{"id":460,"date":"2013-05-03T02:24:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T02:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/05\/03\/monsters-gremlings\/"},"modified":"2021-11-16T00:42:08","modified_gmt":"2021-11-16T05:42:08","slug":"monsters-gremlings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/05\/monsters-gremlings\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsters &#8211; Gremlings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;\"><\/b><\/small><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;\"><small><b style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/small><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;\"><small><b style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">Gremlings<\/span><\/b><\/small><\/div>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;\"><br \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">Gremlings are small critters, about the size of a small cat. They are bipedal, with long clawed toes and fingers. Their skin is a ruddy green, lizard-like in texture.<\/span><\/div>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;\"><br \/><\/b><\/small><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-L38SiVuPfU0\/UYMe6joULQI\/AAAAAAAADZg\/FwzxCw2oEIo\/s1600\/gremling-final.png\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"640\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-L38SiVuPfU0\/UYMe6joULQI\/AAAAAAAADZg\/FwzxCw2oEIo\/s640\/gremling-final.png?resize=452%2C640\" width=\"452\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 452px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 452\/640;\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\">A Gremling about to smash, by <a href=\"http:\/\/hishgraphics.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Khairul Hisham<\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium; font-weight: normal;\"><br \/><\/b><\/small><br \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">Gremlings are harmful helpers. They came into existence along with the innovation of computer and electric technologies, and their primary purpose is to damage and break anything that runs on electric power. They typically work in the dream world, reaching through the boundaries to press buttons, scratch screens, and gnaw on cords. <\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">Some people manage to become infected with Gremlings. Something they have done frustrates the creatures, or perhaps they just have bad luck, but the Gremlings latch on and invade their space. Tens of little Gremlings will bash, smash, and break the pieces inside computers or telephones, blocking out communication outlets. They will stick around until they get distracted, or until there\u2019s nothing left to break.<\/span><\/b><\/small><br \/><small><br \/><\/small><br \/><small><\/small><\/p>\n<div style=\"font-size: medium;\"><small><small><i style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Note: If you decide to use any of the monsters in a campaign, please let me know! I&#8217;d like to see how they work out.<\/span><\/i><\/small><\/small><\/div>\n<div style=\"font-size: medium;\"><small><small><i style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/i><\/small><small><i style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Today&#8217;s art is by <a href=\"http:\/\/hishgraphics.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Khairul Hisham<\/a>. Thanks for contributing to the Monsters collection!<\/span><\/i><\/small><\/small><\/div>\n<p><small><br \/><\/small><small><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\"><br \/><\/span><\/small><small><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">THOUGHTY LOGO \u00a9 JOHN W. SHELDON 2010. USED WITH PERMISSION. UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION STRICTLY PROHIBITED. <\/span><\/small><br \/><small><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">ALL CONTENT WITHIN THIS BLOG AND ANY OF THE ALTERNATE SITES LINKED ARE SUBJECT TO FAIR USE UNDER U.S. COPYRIGHT LAWS. THE OPINIONS AND CONCLUSIONS WITHIN THIS BLOG ARE THOSE OF THE AUTHOR ONLY, UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED, AND ARE NOT INTENDED TO REPRESENT ANY CORPORATION OR OTHER ENTITY.<\/span><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gremlings Gremlings are small critters, about the size of a small cat. They are bipedal, with long clawed toes and fingers. Their skin is a ruddy green, lizard-like in texture. A Gremling about to smash, by Khairul Hisham. Gremlings are harmful helpers. They came into existence along with the innovation of computer and electric technologies, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/05\/monsters-gremlings\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Monsters &#8211; Gremlings&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[390],"tags":[58,27,17,153,70,15],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive","tag-art","tag-briecs-original","tag-gaming","tag-geekery","tag-monsters","tag-rpg"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paHOcG-7q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":464,"url":"https:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/04\/monsters-grabber\/","url_meta":{"origin":460,"position":0},"title":"Monsters &#8211; Grabber","author":"Beau J\u00e1gr Sheldon","date":"April 17, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"GrabberThe world of dreams may be ruled by the Flesh King, but his enforcers and beasts of nightmare are many - and they do not always obey his instruction. 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