{"id":462,"date":"2013-04-29T19:01:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T19:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/04\/29\/monsters-the-magician\/"},"modified":"2021-11-16T00:42:09","modified_gmt":"2021-11-16T05:42:09","slug":"monsters-the-magician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/04\/monsters-the-magician\/","title":{"rendered":"Monsters &#8211; The Magician"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><\/b><\/small><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"font-weight: normal; line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;\"><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/small><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; text-align: center;\"><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">The Magician<\/span><\/b><\/small><\/div>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><br \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><\/span><\/b><\/small><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;\"><small><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">Pick a card, any card, and the Magician will answer your wish. The Magician stands on the street corner, traveling city to city, offering a trick for whatever you\u2019re willing to pay. His tricks come with a price. The Magician looks unassuming, just a lanky fellow with a pot belly standing on the corner with his table of tricks. <\/span><\/span><\/small><br \/><small><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/small><\/p>\n<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-6fQNILVoWQQ\/UX7DByF-AqI\/AAAAAAAADWs\/5IqGREzcZAs\/s1600\/magician.png\" style=\"margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"400\" data-src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-6fQNILVoWQQ\/UX7DByF-AqI\/AAAAAAAADWs\/5IqGREzcZAs\/s400\/magician.png?resize=252%2C400\" width=\"252\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 252px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 252\/400;\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center;\">He doesn&#8217;t look scary at all. <i>by<\/i>&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanitygames.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jaydot Sloane<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/div>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><br \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><\/span><\/b><\/small><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;\"><small><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">The Magician is represented in the Tarot as a diviner &#8211; and divine he does, all of your future. He will flip a card or two and tell you what is to come. If you find that your future is unfavorable, he\u2019ll make an offer. He\u2019ll promise to delay your suffering &#8211; a few years, a few months, to give you time to prepare and fulfill all of your wishes. His promises, though, cost your soul. <\/span><\/span><\/small><\/div>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><br \/><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; font-weight: normal; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><\/span><\/b><\/small><\/p>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"line-height: 1.15; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt;\"><small><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\">When your time is up, your suffering will come along tenfold, and if you even survive the Magician will keep hold of your future. The moment your life ends is the moment you belong to him &#8211; an agent of bad fortune, an enforcer of bad will. The consequence of delaying your fate is no delayed gratification but his. <\/span><\/span><\/small><\/div>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><\/b><\/small><\/p>\n<div style=\"font-weight: normal;\"><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;\"><br \/><\/span><\/b><\/small><\/div>\n<p><small><b style=\"font-size: medium;\"><\/b><\/small><br \/><small><br \/><\/small><small><i style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Note: If you decide to use any of the monsters in a campaign, please let me know! I&#8217;d like to see how they work out.<\/span><\/i><\/small><br \/><small><i style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\"><br \/><\/span><\/i><\/small><small><i style=\"font-size: 11px;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;\">Today&#8217;s art is by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vanitygames.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Jaydot Sloan<\/a>. Thanks to Jaydot for contributing to the Monsters collection!<\/span><\/i><\/small><br \/><small><br \/><\/small><small><br \/><\/small><small><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">THOUGHTY LOGO \u00a9 JOHN W. SHELDON 2010. USED WITH PERMISSION. UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION STRICTLY PROHIBITED. <\/span><\/small><br \/><small><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">ALL CONTENT WITHIN THIS BLOG AND ANY OF THE ALTERNATE SITES LINKED ARE SUBJECT TO FAIR USE UNDER U.S. COPYRIGHT LAWS. THE OPINIONS AND CONCLUSIONS WITHIN THIS BLOG ARE THOSE OF THE AUTHOR ONLY, UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED, AND ARE NOT INTENDED TO REPRESENT ANY CORPORATION OR OTHER ENTITY.<\/span><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Magician Pick a card, any card, and the Magician will answer your wish. The Magician stands on the street corner, traveling city to city, offering a trick for whatever you\u2019re willing to pay. His tricks come with a price. The Magician looks unassuming, just a lanky fellow with a pot belly standing on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/04\/monsters-the-magician\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Monsters &#8211; The Magician&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[390],"tags":[58,27,17,153,70,15],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-archive","tag-art","tag-briecs-original","tag-gaming","tag-geekery","tag-monsters","tag-rpg"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paHOcG-7s","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":468,"url":"https:\/\/briebeau.com\/thoughty\/2013\/02\/monsters-hanging-men\/","url_meta":{"origin":462,"position":0},"title":"Monsters &#8211; Hanging Men","author":"Beau J\u00e1gr Sheldon","date":"February 11, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Hanging MenIn a tarot deck, one may often find the Hanged Man on a tree upside down, one leg crossed over the other. 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